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50 Best Reasons Gay Marriage is WrongNone of these reasons were invented by me. I just found and collected them altogether from the internet.
This journal is meant to be satire.
It uses sarcasm and irony to expose the double-standards, hypocrisy, and outright ridiculousness of the arguments made by opponents of gay marriage.
For anyone that wants to counter with: "But the bible says...!" I link you to my essay:
The Morality of Homosexuality
50 Best reasons Gay Marriage is wrong!
1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, birth control and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their p
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They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two!
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet
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Watch as I work my gypsy magic
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My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall
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He spotted the beast entering.
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